Is your credit card warmed up, pr0nsters? You’d better get it handy because I’ve got the latest and greatest sales and sales codes for all your internet shopping needs. Today in Shopping Pr0n: 25% off shoes at Hayden-Harnett, 40% off sales at ChickDowntown, and save the cheerleader Neiman Marcus, save the world!
Do you need shoes? I need shoes. Everyone needs shoes! Hayden-Harnett has a new shoe line and they want you to have shoes.
In order to facilitate that process, they’re giving you 25% off all their shoes, including these Platinum Tejus Lizard Flats, which also come in Black and Eucalyptus.
With 25% off, they’ll only set you back $157.50.
Head over to ShopTwigs to stock up on some mighty fine sale items.
Find 3 or more to your liking and take 20% off by entering Extra20 when you get to checkout.
For instance, you could get these mini check wool tab trousers by Milly, San Tropez Teardrop Earrings in Turquoise , and a tiger’s eye drop necklace , take 20% off and only spend $132.80 – just over $125.00. That’s a steal!
You only need to buy one of Kate Spade’s Spring “Must-Haves” to get 25% off at checkout. Indulge your blogger’s love of all things shiny and patent leather and look at the Pasadena Neda in mustard (mustard!).
Isn’t it shiny? And yellow? It also has twelve card slots, two billfolds, a change pocket and an exterior slide pocket.
At almost 4″ high, by almost 8″ long, please don’t call it a wallet; it prefers to be called a “carrying case”.
ChickDowntown is having an absolute blow-out sale. Use code “ADD40” and take an additional 40% off sale items.
These are final sale items, and don’t qualify for free shipping, but with prices like $67.50 for this ADAM Midnight T-shirt dress, sizes 4 & 10, if you’re a fairly easy fit, check their size charts and go for it.
This is 100% silk charmeuse, lined in 100% silk chiffon. Seriously, people – buy this!
They’ve got absolute pages upon pages of sales items to browse through; it’s not the best layout in the world, but you’re shopping – it could be worse!
How about this Tibi Red Gerbera Shell for $54? Size 8, 100% cotton. Brilliant blossoms top with back button closure.
Oh – I’m looking at this size chart and these are definitely not true-to-size. I wear a size 6 on top, and according to their size chart I’d be about a 10 on their site. So proceed with caution.
If you have a store nearby that sells this brand (say a better department store) and can try a few pieces on just for size, that would be a good idea.
Finally, I was reading just the other day about how venerable luxury retailer Neiman Marcus posted a 20% loss compared to this time last year. So it occurs to me – pr0n stars: it’s time to do our part. We too must sacrifice in order to save the economy. We must shop at Neiman Marcus.
Think you could never afford to shop at Neiman’s? Think again. Think about this Juicy Couture Flocked top. Very bohemian. Very mint. Very $59.00.
Or this Theory Cargo skirt for $75.00. They call the color “Myrrh”; I think Theory would have made an excellent gift for the baby Jesus, don’t you?
You know what this post needs? More cowbell handbags and shoes.
These Taryn Rose boots are an incredible find. Taryn Rose is a former Orthopedic Surgeon turned shoe designer who creates stunning shoes that are good for your feet.
Unfortunately for us humans, the prices are stunning, too.
Her Helium Polished Leather boots are still available in a wide range of colors and sizes, and are half-off, at $203. If you’re in the market for a pair of black or brown boots try these.
My BFF, K, was recently treated to a pair of Taryn Rose boots worth nearly my monthly rent! Now that’s pr0n!
Handbag pickings at Neiman’s were pretty slim, so I went to old faithful, LunaBoston, to show you Lauren Merkin. I looove Lauren Merkin clutches.
I’m not normally a clutch kind of a girl, but these are so stylish and chich that I’m drawn to them.
Like this Eve Textured Lambskin clutch in Coral – it was $180, and it’s now $135 – plus free shipping for any orders over $100 and free returns. What are you waiting for? Go! Shoo!
By now certainly you’ve found something to stimulate the economy with. I hope you enjoy your purchases (send me pictures!), and I hope you enjoyed today’s edition of Shopping Pr0n!
Until next time, my lovely pr0n pickles – it was good for me; tell me, was it good for you?