Hi pr0nsters. If there’s anything your blogger loves more than a sale, it’s a challenge. Today I will be combining the two. In this (first) edition of Dirt Cheap Pr0n, I will be putting together three pr0nish looks for $100-150. Everyone knows the Fifth Rule of Shopping Pr0n: A true pr0nista doesn’t depend on price. You rarely have to pay full price, loveys.
A sale is a tricky thing; you want the best price, but you don’t want the item to sell out in your size, particularly if you’re in the 10-14 range, which generally sells first. So choose wisely – decide what an item of clothing is worth to you, sign up for email lists at favorite stores so you’ll get advance notice of sales, and special discounts, and when the time is right – pounce! Sometimes that time is right away. But rarely.
Outfit #1 is a work/date/dinner outfit..
I’m going to start with this fuchsia silk cami on final sale over at J. Crew. It’s a final sale, so you have to know how this particular brand fits you, but I like it because it’s versatile – wear it under a suit, or with jeans or a pencil skirt. They have it available in most sizes, and it’s in ivory, too.
The cami is fully lined, with a side zipper and it’s machine washable. So this gets a thumbs up for me for $29.99, originally $75.00.
Right now I’m thinking that I don’t like final sales – scary. So I’m going to pair this with a classic pencil skirt on sale at Martin & Osa .
The skirt has a little stretch in it, and it’s fully lined. Martin & Osa has free shipping and returns, and the skirt is still available in sizes 6-18. So this skirt is a winner for only $19.99 on clearance from $69.99, and I’ve only spent half my budget. Whoo!
Endless.com has free overnight shipping on regular priced shoes, but these are clearance, so it’s standard shipping, which is 3-5 business days. Still – free! Loving these cute Bongo peep toe Thora pumps for$26.10.
Thora has a 3.5 inch heel with a .25 inch platform, peep toe, and is available in sizes 6 to 8.5. I can still spend $24.00 or so on accessories or a jacket if I’m really lucky.
Grand total, including shipping with J. Crew equals $110.76. *beams* Throw in your own handbag and black tights, pls.
Outfit #2 is an outfit that can be casual, work or date. Almost anywhere.
I don’t know why finding an affordable, pr0nish dress was so difficult, but trust me: it was. I found the dress I chose in an unlikely place: The Greenloop. This is an organic cotton wrap dress; you may have heard that wrap dresses are nearly universally flattering, and it’s true. Whether you’ve got a tummy or hips, a wrap dress can camouflage.
Again, this is organic cotton, with a deep v-neck (throw a cami under if there’s too much cleavage), 3/4 length sleeves, and an a-line skirt that hits right above the knee (too long? the tailor is your friend). It’s available up to an XL (16) in Black, Cranberry, Midnight Blue and Truffle (shown).
Diane was originally $95, it’s on sale for $75; use code sale25 and the final price is $61.75 (including $5.00 shipping). It’s a simple dress, but that just means you can do a lot with it.
These gray flats are Lela Rose for Target. Your dear blogger is all over gray tights right now, too. They go with everything and are such a cute change from black. The flats $34, so this outfit is going to be more than the last.
The website seems to feel this is a rectangular clutch with no straps; I beg to differ. This is a brown rectangular PVC bag, with a fold-over flap (don’t know if the interior zips or not), with a square gold-tone detail on the front and a skinny strap.
You can have your own Hayden Harnett for $29.99 (the clutch is $19.99). We’re up to $125, so let’s throw in one more thing and call it a wrap.
In fact, that’s a great idea. I’m going to throw on this purple ruffle-knit acrylic wrap. It’ll keep me warm and give the outfit a little contrast color, which will go with any of the colors the dress is in, and give a little contrast texture. It’s $14.99 on clearance.
Our grand total is about $140, and we got a dress, shoes, handbag and a wrap. Not shabby! If we’d used our own shoes, and bought the clutch, we’d come in right at $100.
Outfit #3 is for men, and I’m anticipating this is going to be easy.
Men, I’m going to teach you a very valuable skill: it’s called layering. A few years ago, Scowley’s hubby came down for the weekend and I cleaned him up but good. This is the kind of outfit we’re going to put together.
Here’s what you do: you take a button down shirt with a little personality, like this Project E pale green distressed ‘Rivington’ button down shirt from Bluefly.com. Retail price: $84.99, Bluefly price $50, reduced to $44.99, Presidents Day sale price: $35.99.
Now you pair it with a nice t-shirt underneath. A nice t-shirt. A new t-shirt. With some color and personality. I like this coffee colored graphic-tee, also from Pr0ject E. Yes, the top is green and the bottom is brown. You can do that. When in doubt, buy a color wheel.
(Okay, I’m being stereotypical here. My guy friends are actually pretty hot and dress well.) The t-shirt was blah blah, it’s now $16.79 when all is said and done.
Whee. We’re only up to about 5o bucks. We need jeans. I have to impress on both men and women that jeans shopping sucks. You may have to try on more than one pair. You may have to try on lots of pairs. Suck it up.
Don’t overthink jeans. Head over to Old Navy, and pick yourself up a pair of medium/dark rinse boot-cut jeans for $29.50. (I know, I just contradicted myself, but for the sake of this post, my point is that jeans don’t need to cost $200.)
As long as they’re not actual sneakers, and they’re neat and clean, you’re golden.
These are $39.99. Bluefly shipping within the continental U.S. is a flat $7.95, bringing our fine gentleman’s grand total to $130.22.
Once you’ve got this type of dressing down, call your blogger! (Have I mentioned I’m single?)
There you have it! Three complete outfits, which will stretch very far in your closet for under $150. Yay!
This was a pain in the butt, but the thing is that good sales are usually much easier to find in person. Stores like Loehmann’s, TJMaxx, Marshalls and Filene’s Basement will save you money on good name brands right off the bat. Sign up for their email lists, find out about sales, and get coupons via email and save even more!
Dress like a million bucks for just a hundred. Now that’s pr0n. Thanks for reading, lumpkins. I’m a bit under the weather, so I hope it was up to par.
As always, it was good for me; tell me, was it good for you?