Good Morning my lovely pr0n friends,
It’s far far to early in the morning my time to be writing a post; in fact I’ve been busy gathering posts for a post later tonight. But I received an email this morning saying that the venerable brand Kate Spade was having a blowout sale (and omg – it’s snowing!). After checking it out, I would be failing you as a blogger if I didn’t bring some of these pretties to your attention.
Of the handbags, I think this “savona paige” in watermelon or lime is quite the catch. (Okay, I don’t know that those are the color names, I made that up.)
It’s a narrow, over-the-shoulder hobo style in cowhide leather. Zipper closure, interior double slide pockets and zip pocket. 10.2″ drop length – this puppy will fit over your shoulder.
Let’s talk price: originally $375, on sale for $188 – plus take another 20% off (discount will show at checkout). That’s a grant total of $150.40 for a leather Kate Spade.
Shopping Pr0nistas, now is the time to remember the Second Rule of Shopping Pr0n: Get it while it lasts, supplies are limited, first come first served.
Go! Now! I’ll wait…
Got one in your shopping cart? Good. Moving on.
These are 3″ patent leather pumps made in Italy. While they still have an array of sizes most of them are limited to this magnificent mustard color. Larger sizes also have forest green and purple. Put these puppies on your feet and feel like a pr0n star!
Kelley was originally $328, marked down to $164, and at checkout you’ll receive an extra 20% off, making your final price $131.20. Unbelievable. Run. Don’t walk. Do not pass go – do collect $200 for these shoes; you’ll have money in your pocket to spare.
Our next category is accessories – wallets and the like. I happen to loooove Kate Spade wallets. It’s just a thing.
Feast your eyes on this knightsbridge travel wallet in caramel, and pop clinton street taryn.
Okay , in order – the travel wallet holds all your essentials: passport, credit cards, plane ticket, itinerary. Six credit card slots, 3 zipper pockets and 3 slide pockets (and partridge in a pear tree).
It’s embossed patent cowhide. (Sorry, Bessie.) Was $225, sale price $113 – take an extra 20% off to make your price $90.40. Outstanding.
The pop clinton street taryn is too cute for words. Your dear blogger loves color if you can’t tell. The stats are these: oxford nylon trimmed in mirrored finish metallic leather, classic french purse with 4 credit card slots, ID picture slot and coin compartment. And the color is so cute!!! (I wrote that part) $125, marked down to $94 – 20% off, for your price of $75.20! Whee!
“alpine norweigian cap”, originally $85, sale price $43, final price $34.40! Buy one for me, too ‘k? Oh, it comes in white. Again, if you’re one of those people that can keep white clean for longer than the length of time it takes to get it out of the box (not me).
There’s a small selection of jewelry, none of which impresses your blogger. Stay tuned for (hopefully) tonight’s post. I’ve got jewelry out the yin-yang.
If you’re in the market for an upscale baby bag that doesn’t look like one, you could do worse than this lenox hill noel gabel. The “Dot Noel” is Kate Spade’s signature, like Coach’s c’s or Gucci’s G’s or what have you.
The lining is wipeable and waterproof, and a waterproof changing pad is included. Hey – can’t beat that with a stick. Aaaand adjustable shoulder straps. Sounds nice, actually. I’d buy it if I had a kid.
The low down: original price is a mind numbing $425, sale price a hefty $225, your price (just because I like you) : $180. Not shabby.
Emerald patent leather and pvc blend, too large to carry on (so you’re sucking up another $25 every time you fly) in-line skate wheels, telescoping handle, exterior zipper pocket, separate compartment with garment sleeve, lingerie bag, and elasic tie down straps.
Here’s how it’s going to go down: originally $695, sale price $398, final price $318.40. Can you get luggage for less? Sure. Is it outrageous for a good piece of luggage? No.
Take that for what it’s worth.
There’s lots more to see at Katespade.com my little pr0n0s. Do have a gander.
Until I see you again – it was good for me; tell me, was it good for you?